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  • satyasaich
    03-22 09:12 AM
    Can you please send a PM to satyasaich@gmail.com
    Thanks
    IVC needs a member to speak with a reporter. This is for a highly recognized publication in the U.S., but the member must meet the following requirements:

    1) The individual must be EB1 or O category; and
    2) The individual must have correspondence from the US government documenting the absurd red tape (a letter explaining the delays in their green card, etc).

    Please contact us as soon as possible if you meet these requirements � or know someone else who is - and are willing to speak with the reporter. It would greatly advance IV�s cause to be included in such an article, so please help us.





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  • texcan
    09-04 07:05 PM
    come on guys....no one used a cashiers check.





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  • waitnwatch
    12-30 06:33 PM
    The fingerprinting is generally scheduled to give enough time to the personnel at the center to do their job comfortably and not have a large waiting line. From my experience I found that the scheduling is loose and so the folks at the centers can accomodate an extra person very easily. Also these are contractors who get paid by the number of cases so they are okay with doing a fingerprinting if you turn up on an unscheduled day.

    The best bet is to turn up on a weekday. I did this for both myself and my wife as we were headed to India the day our fingerprinting was scheduled. There was no one in line and the whole process took at most 10 minutes.

    Hope this helps





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  • Rajwaitingon140
    09-17 06:41 PM
    hi all !!
    my husband concurently file I-140 and I-485 (along with EAD and AP) on 22nd June 2007. We got our I-140 approved on 30th August. I have two questions

    1. When can i expect my EAD ?
    2. Is there any rule that i shud start working within some stipulated time after getting my EAD or i can take my own time ?

    I wonder I am waiting for my I-140 approval since DEC'2006 and your got approved within few weeks...my goodness

    Can you please make sure your I-140 applied on July'22nd'2007?

    Thank you
    Rajwaitingon140



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  • prabasiodia
    08-14 07:49 PM
    Call National Customer Service Center at 1-800-375-5283
    Press 1 for English
    Press 2 for bypassing introduction
    Press 2 for checking status etc.
    Press 6 for checking status etc.
    Press 1 for having receipt number
    Now enter your receipt number:
    press 1 to confirm receipt number
    Now listen to the case update info, somewhere in the middle of blah-blah
    press 3 to report a problem with your case
    press 4 for filed several related applications and have received the information on some but not all
    (now if you listen a male voice prompting you to hold the call that means the call is going to IOs desk, if it says no IO is available, it will redirect it to NSC, you can hang up and try the next morning)





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  • vivienne77
    03-17 06:00 AM
    Hello everyone,

    Can anyone define who (what) are the nonprofit organization that would be the exempts for the regular H1-B Cap?

    USIS's website says they are the "institutions of higher education or a related or affiliated nonprofit entity" or "a nonprofit research organization or a governmental research organization."

    I understand colleges and governmental organization are included, but what else qualifies for this category? I mean there are millions of nonprofit orgs...from the one that does important research for a state to the one that helps promoting the US. film industry to the one that cleans up streets for free....I'm just so confused.

    Any little help would be most appreciated.
    Thanks!!



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  • velan
    06-06 12:52 PM
    DesiTech

    Please discuss this citizenship issues with other forums or good attorney, you will get good response from them. Man, you are talking about the next level, members in this forum are fighting long for getting their green card and discussing retrogression related issue only.





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  • thomachan72
    07-14 01:56 PM
    Hi,
    My 485 status on USCIS site is showing Document production or Oath Ceremony. The status changed on 7/8/2010. What does this status mean. Does this mean approval? How long does it take to recieve the actual card once the case enters to this state.
    Thanks in advance.

    Sudipta

    Pretty strange status. Totally confusing also...:D



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  • Ann Ruben
    06-24 11:49 PM
    USCIS has been "pre-adjudicating" I-485's without current priority dates so that they can be approved expeditiously once priority dates become current. This is likely a waste of effort given that it may be years before many EB-3 priority dates are reached.





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  • reddymjm
    06-09 11:11 AM
    We are planning to meet this Saturday. Please PM me with your personal email and phone so that I can contact you.



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  • rajeshalex
    07-22 08:01 AM
    Hi All,

    For the adjusment of status to that of a lawful permanent resident
    in the office of the Immigration and Naturalization Service center, which one I should select ?. I live in virginina. Is it the one at Vermon?

    Is there a link to determine which office to select?
    This is one of the questions in ETA-750 B

    Thank You

    Rajesh





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  • pappu
    08-25 01:22 PM
    This is not the appropriate place to ask this question. Most of us here are still waiting to get our green card. You may find answer to your question at another forum that have people who already took the oath.

    It is ok in my opinion. This is a 'Ask a lawyer' area and people can ask any immigration related question to the panel of IV lawyers for free. We now have 15 lawyers in IV panel.



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  • sw33t
    08-22 12:04 AM
    Please join the Texas IV group for more information.

    Thank you

    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/texasiv





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  • Chintu2009
    02-09 02:22 PM
    He wants to get F1 status and study full time. So, my l2 and ead will no longer be valid, if he quits his job?



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  • amitg
    08-07 11:50 AM
    i have a valid H1 visa on my passport till 14th dec 2007. yesterday i got the new I-797 with I-94(I-94 dates are mentioned as 15th Dec 2007 to 14th Dec 2010). Since my visa is expiring on 14th Dec 2007, I want to go for stamping before Dec 2007 to Nogales (i have some travel plans in Jan 2008). When can i go for(how soon) stamping. I am planning to go this sept. CAn I ?????





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    10-04 12:54 PM
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  • viksi82
    11-10 05:55 PM
    Thanks Guys. Finding a notary for the affidavit was bit tough..:)





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  • hpandey
    12-30 11:56 AM
    If more than 180 days have passed since your I-140 was cleared then you can use AC21 and use your EAD to transfer your GC process to Company C if the job responsibilites are the same as in your job profile that you submitted for Company D . Your GC process will continue as usual in that case. No need to worry.





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  • mrsr
    06-17 10:08 AM
    A# will be on yr approved I140 above yr name ,in beneficiary column
    both . copy of i94 original + approval notice . is shd have the same number if u have not travelled outside





    Ind-Can
    01-04 12:24 PM
    Hello All,
    I got my US green card in EB3-I category through consular processing after an interview in Montreal, Canada in 2004.
    My PD is 29 March 2002. My family could not accompany me to the interview and hence they did not get their green cards at that time. I wanted to schedule an interview for them since 2008 and the Montreal Consulate informed me that my PD is not current. This is somewhat strange as I have already got my Green card in 2004. I have tried all options but everyone tells me that I have to wait till my PD becomes current. I am not a US citizen yet. The way EB3-I is going it will be easily another year till my PD becomes current. (The PD date has moved by 1 month in the last 6 months)

    I will appreciate if anyone has any suggestions for me.

    Thank You!





    oliTwist
    12-09 07:28 AM
    Hi All,

    I have a strange issue, paining me since I have joined this new company, ( I am using AC21, since I am on EAD and AC21 is not yet filed). I am one of those unlucky fellows with really long name(First Name) stuck on my passport, and I have been using this all along, as my legal name while applying for visa/485 related activities. However, I go by the last part of the First Name and so all my other records here (like DL, SSN card, Bank Accounts, 401K account, etc) have got the last part of the First Name as my first name.My H1-B visa had the complete first name printed on it, and so I have been thinking, people could see that the name I have been using is in the last part of the complete First Name on the Visa and Passport.

    However, in the EAD card, the name got cut(or incomplete) as the entire first name could not be printed on it. When I showed this to the new employer, they are using the name as displayed on the EAD card(which is not what I go by) in all the accounts they are establishing, like Paycheck, 401K info, ESPP etc.

    Now I am in a soup, I have requested them to use the last part of the first name, which they are chcking with their immigration lawyers. But in the meanwhile, I want to know, does any one has this kind of problem. What should we do if the name is incomplete on the printed EAD card? (Ofcourse once I get GC, I would rather change this damn name)

    Any one has any ideas?

    Thanks
    :mad:



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